Space Jokes

In the vacuum of this page there are a selection of space puns one liners questions jokes and much more about the galaxy and the vast area beyond it.

Space jokes. Funny outer space jokes for kids make for great family fun. But i m telling you that you re a 100 cutie. 10 two aliens from outer space landed in las vegas and were wandering around the casinos. The cow that jumped over the moon.

I checked out a book on anti gravity. Space joke 37 if athletes get athlete s foot then what do astronauts get. Space is a huge and vast area. 8 two aliens landed their ship on a golf course and watched a young man golfing.

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What did the astronaut look for after parking his spaceship in orbit. Two gay men were having drinks together and talking about the space program when one asked do you think man will ever land on mars why not said the other man is already landing on uranus rocket to space there was a man who wanted a rocket to go to space. Einstein developed a theory about space and about time too. The funny side of space astronauts space exploration.

If you re looking for clean space jokes puns riddles and knock knock jokes about space stars planets astronauts and aliens then this is the collection for you. Why did the sun go to school. An alien stepped out of th. So am i it must be launch time.

Space joke 36 i want to be an astronaut when i grow up. He told his wife and she said ok. 9 a woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. These space jokes are out of this world.

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I can t put it down. These science jokes will keep you from spacing out in class. Physics tells me that you re 99 99 empty space. How do you know when the moon has enough to eat.